| My ultimate fantasy is of wrestling naked with Condoleeza Rice in a no-holds barred match in a giant tub of crawfish bisque.Another one is of me dressed up as a robot humping Anne Coulter, who's wearing a badger suit and screaming, "I'm a neo-conservative bitch and you like it!"One lady I find extremely hot is Mama Celese, Aunt Jemima, Mrs. Butterworth's, and that lady on the raisin box. Sometimes I fantasize about us all having menage trois together (well, technically, 'trois' is three, but whatever you'd call five of us together).... but my fantasies aren't always sexual in nature, though, often times I can masturbate and even climax merely at the intense thought and mental imagery of giant explosions and atomic fireballs, I don't know why, it's wierd. It's just the way my mind works. Ultimate destruction is a huge turn on for me....nah, I'm just kidding about all that... well, okay, sometimes the last one is true, but,...being more serious now......As for the world of zoophilia, I like to fantasize about women with bears, me with female bears in the forest, or menage trois with a woman and a bear, or a Raccoon or deer or any other forest critter.